Wear clean trousers when walking your dog

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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

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